____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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