i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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