return my video game
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
