Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Randomize
