Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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