his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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