hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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