Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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