omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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