I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
please don't ironically join a cult
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