remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I wish i was in the wii world.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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