I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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