talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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