I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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