guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It's rum buckets o'clock
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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