Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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