I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just high enough for therapy.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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