dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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