well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
thus making me awesome and them whores
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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