We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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