And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
