I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
one might say we're banned from that church
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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