i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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