I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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