i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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