No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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