Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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