OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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