I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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