yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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