I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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