whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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