You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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