Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
we're making bets on your personal life
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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