Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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