Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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