I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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