in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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