why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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