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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.

  (515): View more from Iowa

  I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!

  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I want to be you.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?

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  YOUTHS.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow

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• (631): View more from New York

  Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday

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• (323): View more from California

  I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.

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