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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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