Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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