i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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