Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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