Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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