I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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