I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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