: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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