do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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