I am midnight drunk by noon
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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