could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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