I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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