why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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