after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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