We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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